Open letter to all
leaders of the Cannibal Coalition
From Blue Leader, Des
Moines
It's
been 100 years since the ultra rich declared war on the rest of
humanity with an agenda to reduce the world population from six
billion to 800 million. They poisoned us with radiation from nuclear
reactors ruined with earthquakes triggered by the HARRP arrays, they
introduced pandemics, they destroyed the food sources and destroyed
the environment. But the human animal is a tenacious critter and
after billions died the rest of us realized that the only untainted
food source left on the planet was in the hands of obscenely rich in
their hidey-holes.
It was
Abbie Hoffman in the 1970's who coined phrase, "Eat the Rich".
That became the battle cry and in 2018 the dregs of humanity took up
the call and the systematic hunting of the rich elitists who thought
they had a foolproof plan, to reduce the human race to a manageable
number that were enough to sustain their luxurious lifestyle but was
few enough to allow them to control every aspect of their lives,
began.
It
became obvious they had stockpiled huge amounts of untainted food.
Unfortunately that wasn't enough to sustain the three billion
survivors for long. Soon the specter of starvation or radiation
poisoning from tainted food once again reared its ugly head. It
wasn't until 2041 that a clever solution to the problem was suggested
by one Phoenix Fred. He suggested that what little food that was
found with the rich in their hidey-holes be fed to them and they be
bred as a meat crop to sustain the rest of us. After only a few
years there were enough of them in captive breeding that they could
feed themselves and us. By then their goal of 800 million had been
achieved but at the cost of them becoming the primary meat source for
a starving population.
The
evil rich made several fatal mistakes in their plans. First and
foremost was the use of the military to try and keep control of the
masses throughout the culling. By the time they could have used the
help of the military to protect them most of them had either been
killed or gone native. So they were poorly equipped when the
Coalition came a calling. Some were deeply entrenched underground
but all such places need air intakes of some sort and emergency exits
and the Coalition became experts at breaching such fortifications.
The
problem was the locations of such bunkers became harder and harder to
find. There was a huge secret installation under the Dulce base in
New Mexico. There were also gigantic caches of food found under the
Vatican, in Saudi Arabia and in Argentina an underground base was
found that was maintained by Nazi refugees left over from World War
II. The Royal family in Britain was unbelievably well supplied in a
hole in Wales. But the biggest cache of all was the one in the Swiss
Alps owned by the Rothschilds and the Hapsburgs.
Many
areas of the world became completely uninhabited by man. Some areas
had population that although they survived lived only 30 years or so,
breed at a young age and frequently since one out of ten babies would
be normal, or at least appeared to be on the outside.
The
turning point in the war was when the remnants of the US/Canadian
armed forces decided to join the Coalition and bring with them all
the technology available. They had satellite RECON and phones and
were able to establish, in a short time a global network of
communications, hell they even had the internet still working. The
basic infrastructure of the world was intact. Although many had
imagined the end of the world caused by nuclear weapons, it came
about with radiation and microbes. So the damage to the cities was
caused by rioting and looting. Most was caused by people desperate
for food so they left power plants, sewage plants, water purification
plants, bridges and roads alone.
When
the armed forces hooked up with the remnants of NATO in Europe thing
finally began to look up. They knew where the Svalbard Global Seed
Vault was in Norway and we began growing veggies under ground with
LED lights. They also knew where the US Government and the American
billionaires had holed up. It was an astonishing UG complex under
the Denver Airport. This was a super-secure site and was only
breached by subterfuge. One of the Coalition Generals, who had been
in the US Marines for 40 years convinced them to let him in. He
managed to get the eight foot thick blast door open long enough to
allow 40 of his men in.
The
food we got from hidey-holes, the food we grew and the rich we ate
were enough to stabilized the populations of America and Europe @
around 600 million.
The sad
tale of the rest of the world deserves some mention. Africa, except
around the Mediterranean, basically fell back to the stone age. The
Australians persevered since most to the radiation was in the
Northern Hemisphere. China and India didn't do so well. They went
to war soon after the global economic crash. They fought till radio
contact was lost. It was assumed they would devastate Asia with
Nukes but they just fought with light weapons killing everyone they
could from the opposition. Soon it was assumed that all that was
left were tribal groups eking out a minimal existence.
Most of
the far east became too poisoned to do much but die off.
But
enough doom and gloom. This letter it to announce the gathering of
the Coalition factions to plan for the future. We have turned the
corner and are happy to announce that according to our information
the world population has stopped shrinking and is once again growing.
We invite our friends in Europe and Australia to come to our main
hub in Des Moines, Iowa, at the Civic Center on Walnut St., to work
out the details of trade and food distribution on the old holiday of
July 4th 2078 for a week of planning and a huge feast
featuring Roast Rockefeller and Honey-glazed Haspburg from our
untainted captive stock. This will be a week long event so be sure
to bring your sleeping bags and the kids.
Hope to see you all
there!!!
Eat
The Rich!
Samantha
Simmons, Blue Leader
© Rick
Carufel 2012
